It's In TeH GaMe !!!

Seems like boredom is never going to leave me. This is sort of a continuation of one my previous posts. Anyway, IPL Season 2 is on the cards as I get some cartoons from season 1. Caption them :

BANG !!!

Very Much true ! The whole team needs to learn something from him.
Luckily for them, now there's K.P. !

Rod Marsh & Ian Botham: When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: “So how’s your wife & my kids?” Botham replied: "My wife is fine but your kids are retarded"

Hughes & Javed Miandad: During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus
conductor. A few balls later Merv dismissed Javed: “Tickets please“, Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman.

Glenn McGrath (bowling to portly Zimbabwean chicken farmer Eddo Brandes): “Hey
Eddo, why are you so Fu*king Fat?” Eddo Brandes:”Because everytime I F*c* your mother, she throws me a biscuit”

Ravi shastri v/s the Aussie 12th man (don’t remember who, and don’t want to slander
anyone) shastri hits it to this guy and looks for a single…this guy gets the ball in and says “if you leave the crease i’ll break your f***ing head” Shastri: “if you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn’t be the f***ing 12th man”

Perhaps, this shows how much Aussies used to sledge during the 80s - 90s. And now they are getting it back by teams like India.

Do you know any good sledges that you used or would like to ? Please feel free to post them here.

I was getting bored and this blog has been full of sophisticated posts. So I decided "why not post something naughty this time ? ;)"

So here we go -

Does test cricket really make them so tired ?
Or is it their lawn ?

Ah!! Kartik is having fun with Bhajji when suddenly Dinesh Kartik runs in like an idiot and exclaims -

Totally Violent Cricket

Lee to Waugh : Hey, keep it carefully, maybe you won't be able to play men's cricket if you loose it !

Ooolala !!! This is amazing. Ah ! I like it.
Getting a feel of it before the captaincy blues !

Could he really do it ?

Shooowwisshh ! Should I call him Pakistan's new bowling coach ?
USA's very own Ajantha Mendis (His action seems similar to Mendis's)

Pakistan Army needs him more than the PCB.